Friday, 29 July 2016

Do as you're told!


A guy is doing some handyman work at a house. Across the room is a large gray parrot on a perch. 

The family dog comes into the room and jumps up on the couch. The parrot says, “Get off the couch!” and the dog jumps down immediately. 

A small child comes into the room with toys and the parrot says, “Go to your room!” and the child picks up his toys leaves without hesitation. 

The guy turns to the parrot and says, “I’ve never seen anything like that before."

The parrot looks at the guy and says, “Get back to work!”

Saturday, 23 July 2016

A perfect quote

"Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.” — Eleanor Roosevelt