Monday 6 April 2015

Can I get you a drink?

 GrannyJ sent us some tongue-in-cheek advice regarding beverages. Thank you, GJ. 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
 
and those who don't and are always
 
seen with a bottle of water in their hand:
 
As Ben Franklin said:
 
In wine there is wisdom,
 
In beer there is freedom,
 
In water there is bacteria.
 
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
 
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
 
1 liter of water each day,
 
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
 
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
 
found in feces.
 
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually..
 
However,
 
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
 
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
 
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
 
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
 
Remember:
 
Water = Poop,
 
Wine = Health
 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
 
than to drink water and be full of sh*t